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Dancing Demotivational Poster

POLE DANCING - How am I doing?

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Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by jdog97

JesusWept - May 11, 2013, 2:37 pm
That stripper needs waxing or shaving XD
mariand - March 5, 2013, 5:24 am
try harder... you can do better than this ;)


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Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

GySgt1811a - March 14, 2012, 2:34 pm
And, Airlad, who can forget, "Let Springtime blossoms bloom again...in the garden of...koff, koff, koff, my heart."
Airman - March 14, 2012, 11:49 am
you guys never saw the looney tunes singing Frog? google it...
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 11:11 am

Al Jolson, I think. Great one,Airman~~
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:44 am
And although I'm too young to be familiar with this song It still won't stop me from giving it 5L Strong
GySgt1811a - March 14, 2012, 10:19 am
"Then you'll be left alone...Oh baby...telephone...and tell me I'm your own. Operator ring it once again... Hello my honey, Hello my baby...Hello my ragtime gal."
Sho - March 14, 2012, 9:31 am
"If you refuse me, then you will lo5e me..."
GySgt1811a - March 13, 2012, 5:23 pm
"Send me a kiss by wire, Honey my heart's on fire..."

Pole Dancing -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 31, 2016, 11:39 am
Thanks, Cern! Welcome back from your short absence. I missed your sharp wit when I returned!
concern3 - May 31, 2016, 9:27 am
Nice, UP yours

BREAK DANCING - Not just for people

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Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by BLZ

BLZ - November 22, 2011, 6:53 am
I honestly didn't see the house smash until after. I think these posters need to be made at first glance. Thinking about can lose the humor.
MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 4:35 am
Yes, now for poorly designed cranes with there booms crashed into houses.
BLZ - November 16, 2011, 3:08 am
Thanks, I've always wanted to do this, Finding pictures is the hardest part.
Reality Lord - November 15, 2011, 6:00 pm





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Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:22 pm
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:47 am

Only the one spatula, huh? (Thanks!)
concern3 - February 29, 2016, 3:28 am
Definitely an up yours
MissPriss - February 28, 2016, 10:37 pm
No seriously...I had a goldfish that did something similar to that, several times, til 1 day found him dried to the wall. Couldn't even pry him off with a spatula...no dinner that night :(
GaryO - February 28, 2016, 7:09 pm

POLE DANCING - How am I doing?

YOU GOT SERVED!! - An inevitable outcome when you go up against the funky fresh Toro del Pop N Lock!

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Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by heathentod

agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 1:35 am
Excellent original twist on a previously used pic. 5L

DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden...

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Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 3:53 am
Great poster by Logic, and brilliant comment by MWLF. Who could ask for more? I'll sleep well now.
Dude 4515 - November 4, 2009, 2:52 am
Logic, are you secretly a judge for Dancing with the stars? still hilarious pic and caption combo. 5 Poodlions
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2009, 2:21 am

THE CORNER - Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the corner

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Rating: 2.46/5

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pttthhhhhtttt - September 15, 2009, 9:40 pm
An outside wall corner was the best you could do? You wrote "the corner" twice. Also it should be Johhny Castle. You failed.

DANCING - A vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

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Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by angus90

GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 5:39 pm
nice!! 5L

CLEAR HEELS - All fathers pray thier daughters never wear them.

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Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Bovee

DANCE FIRST - Think later It's the natural order


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Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

opiumstare - July 31, 2010, 3:05 pm
hehe....thats the direction i went in xxx
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 10:32 am
Brutal! 5L
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 10:56 pm
Nice one.
crankyhead - July 28, 2010, 10:11 pm

POLE DANCING - Started out with big men in skirts, and now has become skinny naked women

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Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by packersfan414

CANADA - March 8, 2010, 7:19 pm
Caber toss
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:11 pm
Same pic and title as a sickartist poster.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 10:01 pm
thank god for that!!


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Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by Liam Andrew Collins

Cwalda - May 1, 2009, 3:26 pm
White people. We're too drunk to think serious of dance. :-D
datnigga - August 12, 2008, 5:31 pm
white people, just like black people, they are ignorant.
silas - June 13, 2008, 4:45 pm
nigga fuck you!
me - June 8, 2008, 8:49 pm
Black/mexican/chinese people. Because they cant spell. White people- because they can.
blahh - February 23, 2008, 9:36 pm
Not white people. Because they can't type.

BELLYDANCING WONDER WOMAN - THIS is what cosplay was made for!

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Rating: 1.64/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 4, 2009, 6:24 pm
And I always thought it was for losers who live (and will always live) in their mothers basements.(like jalford)


THANKS HONEY - For letting me watch the game instead Dancing with the Stars

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Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Xehen

WORKING FOR NUTS - Damn! This economic slump affects everybody

FREELANCING - In these hard times... Poledancers find work where they can get it.

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Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

440wakeup - May 25, 2011, 11:05 pm
Hokay that's a guy
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 10:00 am
I like the blank stare, so realistic!

TOO LEGIT. - Because it's hard to quit, if you're too legit.


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Rating: 3.84/5

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Pole Dancing -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:30 am
Crotchety!!! A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells! So...guess you'll never know...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 pm
So I'm guessing, Priss, by your motifakes you're... between 50 and 55? (Serious question - no troll. My wife is astounded at my age guessing gift; wondering if it works over the internet)
maoworks2 - August 23, 2013, 7:46 am
That Looks Handy I Want One.
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:25 am
Thanks for the 5L and for not making me share it with Mr. Gary!
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:24 am
Mr. Gary!!! Bahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:09 am
5L Priss, and 5L for GaryO's comment. lol!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 am
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 7:28 pm
HOOOOAAH! Either I’m gettin’ excited or my stool softener is kickin’ in.

Cool is overrated -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 5:18 pm

All the world is waiting for a photograph, all the world is waiting for a sign... It'll soon be over all we want is honesty, it'll soon be over all we've got is time...
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 12:22 am
How do we know we're out of control? How do we know? We never will know!
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 10:07 pm
Words to live by 5/F
GaryO - September 22, 2013, 8:48 pm
Hey, if being a mime trapped in a glass box does it for ya, well cheers to that……love ya Sly, 5L.

Little Secrets -



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Rating: 4.22/5

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Rating: 4.04/5

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Zed - December 3, 2009, 1:19 am
I met Vincent Price when I was 10. "Suave and debonair" is a term that should've been coined just for him. Cool dude, and incredibly nice to his fans.
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 2:01 pm
She shouldn't have refused to do the wango-tango with him. 5 Vincent Prices

DANCING PUPPIES - No animals were humiliated in the making of this MotiFake...oh...wait

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Rating: 3.94/5

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Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by AaronL

ughomer - July 7, 2013, 3:41 am
Pretty damn funny, Aaron.


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Rating: 3.64/5

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agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 7:48 pm


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Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by giulio

Sean - September 12, 2011, 8:43 pm
But we must not overlook his work in Donny Darko, no?
Sean - September 12, 2011, 8:42 pm
Yes! Red Dawn was totally cool.
alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:31 pm
and what about Red Dawn? Wolverines!!
Sean - September 26, 2009, 1:20 am
Point Break is a classic. Totally great movie.
synik - September 26, 2009, 1:17 am
Dont forget he was in The Outsiders as well.
Zed - September 15, 2009, 5:31 am
As well as Steel Dawn.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:09 am
And Sam Elliot. HE was a Way cooler character than Pats character, but never forget... If we don't appreciate this movie it leaves Ghost, Black Dog, And Dirty Dancing.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 4:02 am
Roadhouse? Ugh. The best part of that was the "Saturday night thing"
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:00 am
Poor PAt, he died a slow death, that no poster maker will show, especially how he looked at the end. In memory Pat, because you did Roadhouse and killed a guy by ripping his throat out with your bare hand.


WATER - Pt just raised her act to the next level

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Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

DMDrax - May 16, 2010, 12:20 am
water i does a body hard

POLE VAULT DANCING - When she grabs your pole. If you think she clears your bar, you need to help her stick the landing.

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Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by pieman

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER.... - I'm gonna hide because when she gets out... ...the shit's gonna hit the fan!

COPING WITH RECESSION - Dad had to find a new hobby.

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Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by rottenprat

R.S.Jake - February 9, 2010, 9:58 am
So, when you said you've been doing a couple of strippers, this is what you meant?

DANCING WITH THE STARS - Combined With Mud-Wrestling. What's your secret fetish ??


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Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Solgard

Mongo - September 29, 2009, 2:07 pm
Poser! Come up with your own!
Player_Meyer - September 29, 2009, 9:07 am
Repost... and you didn't make this

HUMAN POLE DANCING - Come, I'm ready! Hang in here...

FLUNKING - The High School's Pole-dancing Club try-out was always going to be hard

THE KORAN STATES..... - MOHAMMED moved a mountain.... That's nothing YO MOMMA just knocked down a 42 STORY CONDO CO-OP

SF FETISH BALL - Heaven, I'm in Heaven And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak

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Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - October 9, 2009, 9:11 pm

very strange event...the Exotic Erotic Ball in SF...been a few times. This would be rated "G" there


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Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by tyson

Fatt Matt - August 20, 2009, 12:57 pm
I've seen him, in the pic above...
tyson - August 20, 2009, 10:11 am
Have you seen this baby?
tyson - August 20, 2009, 9:47 am
Have you seen this baby?
motifake - August 20, 2009, 9:46 am

If he was AMSOME, he would have gotten a better rating, lol

Dancing With Wolves -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 11, 2014, 10:50 pm
LMAO. Thank you :)
GaryO - July 11, 2014, 9:16 pm
Well, that does it. That cartoon wench has turned me into a horn dog…..’scuse me...........well, shyt. I’ve got the attention of a gold fish. Rather unnerving. Dang thing keeps starin’ at me.

The Fight Club -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 4, 2014, 10:17 pm
Wish this idea would work with ex-wives also... :0
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 1:33 pm
Fanta5tic idea! Please tell me more }:-)

Dancing on their grave -

aha! -

Dancing... -

Can't Touch This -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

- February 19, 2014, 7:34 pm
The pole appears to be flexing... more than she is. XD
MissPriss - February 19, 2014, 3:59 pm
OMG! Me too. Thank gawd she doesn't do lap dances. Lipstick on your man's collar is one thing...big foot prints on his pant legs?
lgvernon - February 19, 2014, 1:11 pm

The first things I noticed here were her filthy feets~~~GAAAAAAAAA!

Lightweights -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - January 13, 2014, 7:27 pm
True, LG. I, too, have always liked stories that end in hospitalization or death.
lgvernon - January 13, 2014, 12:41 am

But the, 'Hold my beer and watch this,' stories can be so interesting!~

Save The Last Dance For Me -



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Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

John R - September 5, 2010, 7:10 am
And the moral of the story is: Don't Be A Jackass.
spacedog - September 5, 2010, 12:50 am
Nice one GS. You need to submit more often dude. 5L
Feasibly - September 4, 2010, 11:21 pm
LOL! 5 donkey brays


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Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:11 pm
Like this.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:14 pm
(to the song Spin Spin Sugar)


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Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by gil

BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:43 pm
I use to buy Shake-a-Puddin' just to watch my wife make herself dessert

BLACK HAWK DOWN - The BOLLYWOOD version..... Was phoned in!


BELLY DANCING - I'm at the wrong place!

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Rating: 2.67/5

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Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by kavirm

NO - Just, no, you may stop now

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Rating: 2.56/5
carson - September 11, 2008, 1:44 am
meet me at the trap, its going down. meet me at the mall, its going down!

EPIC WIN - Nobody can challenge the dancing tomato man in his natural habitat.

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Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Barney

Screamin Daemon - December 9, 2009, 4:55 pm
I'm so confused...Why a tomato with folders?
Signe - March 21, 2009, 5:35 pm
For some reason this is awesome

DANCING - You're Doing it Wrong

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Rating: 2.34/5

More motifakes by Ryan

Johnny - October 17, 2008, 7:42 am
He's doing it wrong alright... he's not dancing at all, he's giving the other guy a kick to the head.

BOOGIE JESUS - Swingin' to the oldies.

ROAMER - Roamer Dances And Won't Tell you Why

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Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by BladeMasterV

thehattinninja - October 30, 2008, 4:59 pm
good for you.
Overlord Douchebag - October 1, 2008, 7:49 pm
Oh, it's ok. I received a long-overdue promotion from the most powerful authority in the land. Myself. Nah, I kid, just fancied it up some more.
thehattinninja - October 1, 2008, 6:29 pm
i will never address you as captain. deal with it
BladeMasterV - August 31, 2008, 1:54 am
Hell Ya! Hi Five!
Captain Douchebag - August 31, 2008, 12:28 am
Damn right I'm a Captain.
BladeMasterV - August 31, 2008, 12:11 am
Hey he is a CAPTAIN get it right!
Roamer - August 31, 2008, 12:09 am
Just as I planed....
thehattinninja - August 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
but blademasterv. how do we need to find out if he is a man or not whe nthere is rule 16. on another note, the douchbag is probably never gonna find another use for knowing the safety dance.
BladeMasterV - August 30, 2008, 11:21 am
We finally know!
Roamer - August 30, 2008, 10:31 am
It was either that or Dancing Queen; and I'm definitely not a lady.
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 1:18 am
I got it right? Damn, first time knowing that part of Safety Dance ever came in handy.
Roamer - August 30, 2008, 1:15 am
Nope not at all. Where's mah chainsaw? (damn it all; how'd he know)
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 1:12 am
Uh..You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind? 'Cause if your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine?
BladeMasterV - August 30, 2008, 12:32 am
Cuz you can!
Roamer - August 29, 2008, 8:36 pm
Nope... try again; of course I'll start hacking off limbs for wrong answers.... :)
Agamemnon218 - August 29, 2008, 8:27 pm
If I had to guess, I'd say it'd be to make a little extra money.
Roamer - August 29, 2008, 8:16 pm
ROFLMAO Thanks guys (maybe I'll tell you why I'm dancing later... but probably not)...
Agamemnon218 - August 29, 2008, 12:42 am
And he killed for your sins!

I KNOW YOU'RE PROUD - But you still weigh too much

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Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by CCY

huh? - September 26, 2008, 5:41 pm
what the fuck is this stupid shit? who gives a fuck?
LogicDude - September 18, 2008, 4:01 pm
Its like a "Before and Before" picture...and I guess "Before" again...


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Rating: 2.17/5

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Rating: 2/5

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Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 8:16 pm
I'd be a better motifaker if it would allow interactive pictures.
Sho - August 12, 2012, 10:24 pm
Hey whatever gets the job done >=]
steve1961 - August 12, 2012, 10:23 pm
Yes, but you are great at demotivating-you could turn the Dalai Lama emo ;)
steve1961 - August 12, 2012, 10:21 pm
Pardon me for interfering but why are you talking about funny? Most of your posters range from heavily depressing to what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you? ;)lol
Sho - August 12, 2012, 10:20 pm
Yes, what they said. (I suck at motivating)
steve1961 - August 12, 2012, 10:18 pm
Your poster is not that bad and even some of the top rated poster makers here still come up with real stinkers so don't let a lower score get you down. Find your niche and you'll do fine.
robbidos - August 12, 2012, 9:54 pm
just keep flippin thru the pages, there is plenty of what not to do on every page
Sho - August 12, 2012, 9:35 pm
You can make funny ones though. There is nothing wrong with that. Just make sure it's a poster that you can show to anyone and they will find it funny.
Sho - August 12, 2012, 9:23 pm
Not at all. The main 'purpose' is to make demotivational ones. Just browse through the Top Rated section and you will get an idea of what kind of posters I'm talking about
Finchy123 - August 12, 2012, 9:17 pm
Do they really need to be funny?
Sho - August 12, 2012, 9:13 pm
Alright. Remember making posters here isn't the same as meme's or anything in that direction. Look around the site, make sure what you want to do has not been done too much already. See how higher rated posters are made
Finchy123 - August 12, 2012, 9:09 pm
I made a new one.
Sho - August 12, 2012, 9:01 pm
It's all good. I started out rusty too. It's all about finding your style and learn what will be liked. First step is too reach out to a bigger audience. Then you slowly discover your own way of making posters
Finchy123 - August 12, 2012, 8:58 pm
Sho - August 12, 2012, 3:41 pm
Try something that anyone could find funny next time

WANNA TANGO?! - Um, sure Patrick. I can take you. ...Wait, no thanks. Wait... What?

Break Dancing -

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Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2016, 12:36 am
Or a hip or two crotchety...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2016, 10:45 am
Like LITERALLY break a leg!^

The Tango Lesson -

Dirty Dancing -

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Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:21 am
Thanks d!
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:57 am
Nice take on a favorite joke! 5 moussed, blow dryed, jeri-curled lions!
MissPriss - December 20, 2014, 8:01 pm
Thanks Mr.Gary
MissPriss - December 20, 2014, 8:00 pm
Thanks sod!
MissPriss - December 20, 2014, 7:59 pm
Thanks for the vote 'cern...and letting me use your personal pic!
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:34 am
Oldsod - December 20, 2014, 7:33 am
Speechless...there are no superlatives to describe this! 5 Hippy Hippy Shakes!
concern3 - December 20, 2014, 3:51 am
5er fantastic, I can't believe they left it on this site
MissPriss - December 20, 2014, 12:20 am
Thanks for the vote lg and making my night knowing I gave you a good choking...er...chuckle.
lgvernon - December 19, 2014, 11:51 pm

Darn near choked on my tangerine. 5LLLLLs

dancing -

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Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:11 pm
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:08 pm
Looks like those two have "a leg up" on the competition.
mizzdizz - March 5, 2015, 5:37 am
OOOOooooo!!!!! Another ancient gem!! Maybe I can find a photo? Thanks OSA! I forgot about that one!
OSA - March 4, 2015, 8:55 pm
A vertical expression of a horizontal intention.
mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 3:23 pm
Thanks, everybody! The joke really IS older than me! I finally found a photo that fit!! Something classy and sassy!
EmilioDumphque - March 4, 2015, 2:19 pm
Oldsod - March 4, 2015, 1:32 pm
Oh. My Lord. Horrible. Of course I give it 5L! Jealous I didn't think of it meself.
concern3 - March 4, 2015, 9:56 am
Excellent Mizz, I love the wordplay A 5er

pole dancing -

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Rating: 4.75/5

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living life on the bottom -

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Rating: 4.57/5

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mizzdizz - November 14, 2014, 9:10 am
Hey, big O! Glad you like! Hope you get to watch one of these street beats doing their thing. It'll make you smile-foh-shuh!
Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:36 pm
Whatever, just be you. No-one is ever gonna be better at it.
GaryO - November 12, 2014, 8:06 am
I enjoyed this'n, Dizzy. Good poster.

Shall We Dance -

Twerking -

Gene Squirrelly -

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Rating: 4.2/5

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Greeny - January 3, 2016, 3:15 pm
wow - stronger than I thought
Greeny - January 3, 2016, 3:14 pm
It's a subconscious Debby Reynolds thing...
Greeny - January 3, 2016, 3:14 pm
It's a subconscious Debby Reynolds thing...
Greeny - January 3, 2016, 3:14 pm
It's a subconscious Debby Reynolds thing...
Greeny - January 3, 2016, 3:14 pm
It's a subconscious Debby Reynolds thing...
Pushkin - January 3, 2016, 2:49 pm
Thanks very much. I kind of like this stuff too.
GaryO - January 3, 2016, 11:40 am
I dunno, I just like this stuff...5L